10/6/2009 The bathroom conversation.

It was bound to happen sometime, I'm actually shocked it took so long to occur, that's right folks, yesterday we had the "bathroom conversation". Unfortunately, Patricia was absent for this conversation, but we fully filled her in when she returned.
The scene: Suzanne returns from a Model UN meeting to find Jackie and Christine sitting at their computers. Suzanne sits at her desk and commences to moan about a pain in her lower abdomen which she is calling her uterus.
Jackie: Oh, did you burst something?
Christine and Suzanne: (simultaneously look at each other and burst into laughter) *commence sacrasm*
after sarcasm subsides Jackie, again: You should go to the bathroom, you never know what might happen.
Christine: What usually happens to you in the bathroom, Jackie? *commence sarcasm*
after sarcasm subsides again, Jackie, yet again: Well, are you getting your thing?
Suzanne: Huh?
Jackie: Are you getting your thing?
Christine: I think she was going for period there.
Suzanne falls off chair onto floor and laughs for a good 5 minutes.
Christine: I think we broke her.
When the laughter subsided we straightened the whole thing out. But, it was pretty epic.

Also, on a side note, last night our dorm hosted karaoke!
Patricia, Jackie, Christine and Suzanne got together for an epic rendition of "I Will Survive" as made popular by Gloria Gaynor.

That is all for now. Happy Wednesday everyone!